A small plastic egg for people who know exactly what a small plastic egg means. A 3D printed collectible figurine inspired by the Eggman Game sketch from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson. Sits on your desk. Does nothing. Means everything. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, you're not in trouble at all.

A Renaissance painting of a fat cat eating Cheetos and questioning its existence. Printed on premium matte paper, this is a meme reimagined as fine art — the kind of thing that looks sophisticated from across the room until your guests get close enough to read it. For the person whose walls say "cultured" but whose couch says "I haven't moved in three hours."

12 months of North Korea's Supreme Leader jet skiing, ballroom dancing, skateboarding, and eating cake — printed on premium silk card and hung on your wall like it's completely normal. For the person whose office already makes people uncomfortable, but not quite uncomfortable enough.